Disclaimer!

While it is true that I am goddess of luuuurrrrve, I am known for my irresponsible nature, and therefore, while I love matching people up, I am unable to take the rap if things don't turn out quite right. I have learnt the hard way not to tamper too much in human affairs (the Troy fiasco was all my fault) and thus my intervention ends once email has passed from seeker to hopeful via me. I am too busy being relentlessly spoiled by my hordes of cherubs to enter into any correspondence with mere mortals wondering why their luuuurrrrve connection hasn't mailed them. Similarly, if you find luuuurrrrve, I cannot be held responsible for large phone bills, travelling costs or anything else; but if a marriage ensues from this service, I want an invite. Goddesses can think of better presents than toasters.

For those of you worrying your pretty little heads about privacy or safety issues, no phone numbers, home addresses, e-mail addresses or photographs sent will be included in the advertisement, so don't send them. Also, I know deities make the laws but once made, we'd rather stay on the right side of them so if you are under 16, please do not submit a prayer for luuuurrrrve.

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