NAME: Sally (that'll do!)
BIRTHDAY: 5th August 1978 - for cards, gifts, sums of money etc please enquire after my address.
NICKNAMES:
Bambi, Angelica, Panda, Stardust, Little Miss Can't Be Wrong, Lardball, Lump.
PLACE OF BIRTH: Portsmouth, England.
EYES: Blue.
HAIR: Brown.
STATURE: Heh. I'm too short for my weight. I'm a bulimic but I can't throw up.
CURRENT OCCUPATION: Nomad, Bunny Queen, creative genius (preen), professional scav, oh so a student then 
SUBJECT OF STUDY: History, at the School of Slavonic and East European Studies, University of London.
POSSIBLE CAREER OPTIONS: Prime Minister, diplomat, satirist, entrepeneur (have dosh, do nothing!), go-go dancer, dungeon mistress.
INFLUENCES: Angelica Pickles, Garfield, Miss Piggy, Red the Fraggle, Mrs Robinson (for being so unruffled), Ben Elton, my old history teacher Mr Vale - who had a profound effect on me by telling me at the age of 12 that I would burn in hell. Also, the people I have met through bulletin boards all over England. Before them, I was shy and retiring.
ASPIRATIONS: To be impossibly successful, to see and do everything, to make the most of what I have and overcome my faults, to make friends with everyone and die with no enemies and no debts, not even to society. Oh, and to try every flavour of Ben&Jerry's - doesn't everyone?
PET LIKES: Meeting new people, chocolate, all things purple and fluffy, clubbing, dancing, drinking cider (I like it better when someone else has paid for it), singing along to the radio badly, wind chimes, church bell-ringing, reading tonnes of good books, talking talking talking talking, making cakes, travelling, lava lamps, stars, cats, bunnies, bagels, in fact, I like everything except the stuff listed below!
PET HATES: People who judge without knowing all the facts, superficiality, liver, bigots and cockroaches (those last two are pretty much one and the same though).
PET FOOD: EUCH! Horrible! Don't like that....
MOST LIKELY TO SING IN KARAOKE: The Weather Girls "It's Raining Men"; Barry Manilow "Copacabana".
MOST LIKELY TO SAY: Oh look my drink is finished, who's round is it? No not mine I distinctly remember buying one 2 months ago and you know, women only have to buy 4 rounds a year....(or some such bullshit)
LEAST LIKELY TO SAY: I'm on a diet and it's working.