Every so often, someone I know makes it into the papers, for whatever reason. Below are the scans of these occasions 

My mum and I in the Portsmouth local news for our graduation. Nobody comment on the picture - it was 9am, I was swollen from cat allergies, et cetera et cetera...

Zoe got named in the Metro - one of the London locals - in a review of her restaurant. She was so impressed she brought home about 10 copies of it, in spite of them spelling her name with an umlaut.