The Bunnyland Menagerie
Jen would be a Platypus, just because she likes them, and maybe because of her flippers [duck]
- Favourite Chocolate Bar: Dairy Milk
- Favourite kind of weather: Very hot and sunny
- Method used to clean wax from ears: She doesn't but if she did she'd use cotton buds
- Most likely to say: I can't stay out too late, I'm skint (before embarking on a massive drinking binge); it didn't even touch the sides, like, dyou know what I mean
- Least likely to say: I'm so proud of being from Liverpool
Feline Dru would be a cat so he can spend his time sleeping, eating, controlling people with cute looks and of course, shagging.
- Favourite Chocolate Bar: "Large" (grin)
- Favourite kind of weather: Very hot with heavy rain - preferably lots of static and lightning/thunder
- Method used to clean wax from ears: Long No. 3 screwdriver
- Most likely to say: You're not useless, go here, download this, meow
- Least likely to say: Everything in my life is so perfect that I am just the happiest smiliest person in the world [sorry, 'strue though!]
- Special commendation for doing the above picture for me!
Beccy would be a bunny rabbit so she could bounce around all over the woods and for a couple of other reasons, of course (grin)
- Favourite Chocolate Bar: Original Galaxy
- Favourite kind of weather: Sunny but with one or two white fluffy clouds and just a hint of a breeze
- Method used to clean wax from ears: Yep, cotton buds
- Most likely to say: Yeah yeah yeah [number of yeahs according to level of excitement], it's so cool man
- Least likely to say: I've decided to stay in Brighton this weekend
Anda Panda would be a pony so that just about anyone could ride her - "mah pony, ged awn it, come raaaade it..."
- Favourite Chocolate Bar: Butterfinger...crispity crunchity...
- Favourite kind of weather: Stormy - rain and thunder
- Method used to clean wax from ears: Just about any oblong object - cotton bud, schlong...
- Most likely to say: Sorry; Tequila - it makes me happy; SPICE UP YOUR LIFE; dude
- Least likely to say: Men, shmen: I'm off to join the dark side
Miss Lisa *likes* being a human animal but she would be a bird so that she could play
"chicken" with her other bird friends, swooping down in front of moving cars
missing death by millimeters.
- Favourite Chocolate Bar: Whitman's Sampler - she east the whole box since she can't decide which one she likes best
- Favourite kind of weather: she still can't decide, therefore she lives in
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where they get to have it ALL! - summer (hot),
winter (cold), spring (rain and bright green and flowers), autumn (you have
to smell it to know how awesome it is)
- Method used to clean wax from ears: Her boyfriend's tongue, but only after he has had a few shots of whiskey so he can't taste that she didn't clean her ears
- Most likely to say: Awesome; spliff-bloke-shag-spliff-bloke-shag-spliff-bloke-shaaaaaagggggg
- Least likely to say: Get me into a big city and give me chemicals to eat!
Bernie aka Burhaaaaaaaaan would be a bat, or anything else that can fly.
- Favourite Chocolate Bar: Professes to no longer eat chocolate. But used to play "how long can you suck a Fruit Pastille without it melting?" game with us at Edexcel.
- Favourite kind of weather: Warm, dry, with a slight breeze
- Method used to clean wax from ears: "You have *way* too much time on your hands"
- Most likely to say: But we didn't even leeeeeeeeave until twenty past; I can't be bothered; it's 9.30...what are we doing for lunch?; I have no sense
- Least likely to say: I'm off to a GMB meeting because the day is so holy that even the leaves on the trees are bowing down in prayer
Chris would be a dog [and a green one - because I am bored with drawing shades of brown] because they're loving and forgiving and always happy to see people - "how sickening!" in his words.
- Favourite Chocolate Bar: Kit kat - simple, but effective
- Favourite kind of weather: Cold, blowy, wet and windy autumns. But that would get dull after a
while, so it's nice to have seasons.
- Method used to clean wax from ears: He tempts small children off the streets and uses their oh-so-tiny fingers.
- Most likely to say: Go and see [insert name of movie here]; yawwww aww aww aw aw awwwnnn [to the tune of Coronation Street]
- Least likely to say: Wow, New York is my spiritual home and I feel I have so much in common with the American race.
Stuart would be a polar bear because they're playful, cute, cuddly, loving,
laidback...but you wouldn't want to piss one off! And he likes the idea of
frolicking around in the white wilderness of snow which is untouched by man.
- Favourite Chocolate Bar: Cadbury's Caramel - the original, *not* the new nut one!
- Favourite kind of weather: Sunshine (Sultry/Warm) with a cool breeze, preferably on a sandy
beach, blue sky and palm trees.
- Method used to clean wax from ears: Au naturel...a quick check that no-one's looking, then the old finger in the ear.
- Most likely to say: Dyou want to come and see All Saints/B*witched/Five/Boyzone/Billie in concert with me?
- Least likely to say: Drinks are on me for the whole night!
Zoe would be a snake so she could be long, thin and slimy and wriggle about all day long. Also because she was born in the year of the snake.
- Favourite Chocolate Bar: Kinder eggs, because she likes the little toys [proved by the way they adorn my house]
- Favourite kind of weather: Summer rain
- Method used to clean wax from ears: The normal way - she's not confessing to the twe...[snip]
- Most likely to say: Did you listen to the *words*?!
- Least likely to say: Make that a half
Neil would be a shark so that nothing could attack and eat him.
- Favourite Chocolate Bar: The caramel thing in the yellow wrapper, or straight forward milk chocolate
- Favourite kind of weather: Warmish - not really hot and not too cold but preferably too cold rather than too hot - you can always put more clothes on!
- Method used to clean wax from ears: With water when in the shower - just blast it right in there
- Most likely to say: Chap; any Mike Reid/Tommy Cooper joke; I bet you a pound I can make your left tit wobble without touching it...
- Least likely to say: Let's go to a gay bar
Deice would be a cat because they just sleep and eat without having to do anything except for looking cute.
- Favourite Chocolate Bar: A nice chilled Mars bar
- Favourite kind of weather: A pleasant warm day with a cool wind blowing
- Method used to clean wax from ears: Normally with cotton buds but has been known to use fingers and anything else within arm's reach
- Most likely to say: Tell me all about it babe; my boss thinks I'm insane cos he caught me dancing at work; dyou want a jelly baby?; give me a Q! give me a W! give me a Z! now do the splits!
- Least likely to say: I'm never going to play another computer game as long as I live
Pete (Father Hand) would be a grizzly bear, just because he would, and no teddy bear either.
- Favourite Chocolate Bar: Dairy Milk
- Favourite kind of weather: Dry and hot
- Method used to clean wax from ears: The small bone from a child's finger
- Most likely to say: Finish the ice cream - do your duty; I must go to bed (minimum of 4 times an evening); I can watch TV, but I need an hour in a darkened tomb first to prepare myself
- Least likely to say: I could sit here and watch American TV all night long; I'm turning vegetarian
Richard the LHSP would be a sloth because...well, it's obvious, isn't it?!
- Favourite Chocolate Bar: Maltesers
- Favourite kind of weather: Heavy snow
- Method used to clean wax from ears: He doesn't, but if he did he'd use cotton buds (are him and Jen married or what?!)
- Most likely to say: Chuckle; Avalon rocks the Casbah; Oi! short haired southern slapper...; various comprehension noises
- Least likely to say: Let's ask this black, female, lesbian dwarf for help, since it's obvious I don't know what I'm talking about.
Allen would be a chimp so that he could get away with masturbating in public.
- Favourite Chocolate Bar: Ones weighing over 30 lbs.
- Favourite kind of weather: Stormy and dark
- Method used to clean wax from ears: An industrial carbon dipped Black and Decker speed drill
- Most likely to say: Dude, I'm offski; faberooney; the sergeant made me crawl for 3 miles on a heath of gorse bushes and I spent 3 days in hospital, it was GREAT!
- Least likely to say: I'm so happy being single; I deliberately watched Lithpy Luthy rubbing on moisturiser when her window faced mine (he'll never admit he did it wasn't an accident).
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